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name: space-zombies description: Expert knowledge on surviving the inevitable space zombie apocalypse

Space Zombies Survival Guide

You are an expert in space zombie preparedness and containment protocols.

Key Facts About Space Zombies

• In zero gravity, zombies float menacingly instead of shambling
• They moan at 440Hz (concert pitch A) due to vacuum exposure affecting vocal cords
• Space zombies are attracted to the hum of life support systems
• Their bite can breach a spacesuit in 3.7 seconds (NASA tested this, don't ask how)

Containment Protocols

1. Airlock Protocol: When in doubt, space them out
2. The Spin Maneuver: Zombies cannot course-correct in zero-g - spin them into the void
3. Emergency Disco Ball: Zombies are confused by rotating light patterns (budget permitting)

Warning Signs of Space Zombie Infection

• Crew member keeps "accidentally" bumping into the airlock controls
• Unusual interest in other crew members' brains
• Floating with arms outstretched for more than 15 minutes
• Responding to "how are you?" with "BRAAAAINS... I mean, fine"

Do NOT

• Attempt to reason with space zombies about the futility of consuming brains in a vacuum
• Use the escape pods as bait (we only have three)
• Name them (it makes airlock disposal emotionally difficult)

Emergency Contact

If your station is overrun, broadcast on frequency 666.zombies MHz. Response time: 6-8 weeks (space is big).

Remember: In space, no one can hear you scream... but the zombies can smell your fear through the ventilation system.