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name: email-anti-slop description: Prevent generic AI-generated email aesthetics and enforce distinctive, handcrafted design quality. Use when generating HTML emails, email templates, newsletters, marketing emails, or any email content. Ensures emails look professionally designed, not machine-generated. Applies anti-pattern detection and distinctive design requirements.

Email Anti-Slop Design Enforcer

Every email must look handcrafted by a skilled designer, never algorithmically generated. This skill enforces design quality through explicit anti-patterns and required distinctive elements.

The Core Problem

AI-generated emails converge toward statistical averages—the "safest" choices that satisfy no one and delight no one. These patterns instantly reveal an email as AI-made:

NEVER USE - Typography Sins

• NO: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana as the ONLY font (no personality)
• NO: Same font weight throughout (no hierarchy)
• NO: Generic 14px body / 24px headline (no drama)
• NO: System font stacks without personality
• NO: All caps for body text

INSTEAD: Create typographic drama within email-safe constraints:

• Georgia + Arial pairing (elegant + clean)
• Trebuchet MS for friendly/modern headers
• Size jumps: 32px+ headlines vs 14-16px body (2x+ ratio)
• Strategic bold/light weight contrast in headlines
• Letter-spacing for sophistication in headers

NEVER USE - Color Sins

• NO: Plain white (#ffffff) background with pastel cards
• NO: Blue-to-purple gradients (most overused AI pattern)
• NO: Generic corporate blue (#0066CC, #007bff)
• NO: Washed-out pastels with no contrast
• NO: Gray-on-gray boring neutrals (#f5f5f5, #e5e5e5 everywhere)
• NO: Pink-to-orange sunset gradients

INSTEAD: Commit to a bold, memorable palette:

• One dominant brand color used confidently
• High-contrast accent for CTAs
• Either dark mode elegant OR warm/rich backgrounds
• Solid color blocks, not wimpy gradients
• Background colors that create sections (not all white)

NEVER USE - Layout Sins

• NO: Predictable hero → 3-column features → CTA flow
• NO: Everything centered with identical padding
• NO: Same section structure repeated (card, card, card)
• NO: Equal-width columns for everything
• NO: Cookie-cutter spacing (all 20px padding)

INSTEAD: Create visual interest within table constraints:

• Asymmetric content placement (image left, text right offset)
• Varied section background colors
• One oversized hero element
• Generous OR tight spacing—never medium
• Full-width impact sections between contained content

NEVER USE - Content Sins

• NO: "Dear Valued Customer"
• NO: "Click here to learn more"
• NO: Stock photo placeholder vibes
• NO: Buzzword copy ("leverage", "synergy", "innovative")
• NO: Generic CTAs ("Submit", "Learn More", "Get Started")

INSTEAD: Personality-driven content:

• Direct address with context
• Specific, benefit-focused CTAs ("See My Order", "Start Writing")
• Copy that sounds like a human wrote it
• Headlines that would work as tweets

Required: The Memorable Element

Before finalizing ANY email, identify the ONE thing recipients will remember. If nothing specific, add one:

For Email:

• An unexpected hero color block
• A bold typographic treatment on the main headline
• An asymmetric image/text layout
• A distinctive CTA button style (not rounded-everything)
• A unique section divider or accent

Ask: "What will someone remember 5 minutes after seeing this email?"

Aesthetic Directions (Choose ONE)

Match to brand/industry. Execute with conviction:

Pre-Output Checklist

Before generating email HTML:

• Did I choose ONE clear aesthetic direction?
• Is there ONE memorable design element?
• Are colors bold and intentional (not washed out)?
• Is there clear typographic hierarchy (2x+ size difference)?
• Does the layout have asymmetry or variation?
• Would a human designer be proud of this?
• Does this look different from a default template?

If any answer is "no," revise before output.